Reference (Archived)
Archived and reference-only tables for upgrades and asset catalogs.
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What you'll learn
Which upgrade tables apply
Which asset catalogs are available for lookup
When to use this page instead of the Warden Playbook
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Upgrade tables
Guard upgrade table
1
0%
0
2
3%
1500
3
6%
2400
4
9%
3840
5
12%
6150
6
15%
9840
7
18%
15740
8
22%
25180
9
26%
40290
10
30%
64460
11
33%
103130
12
35%
165010
Prisoner upgrade table
1
0
0
2
3
1200
3
6
1980
4
9
3270
5
12
5400
6
15
8910
7
18
14700
8
22
24260
9
26
40020
10
30
66030
11
33
108960
12
35
179780
Reference-only asset tables
Guard rarity and $CELL per day
$CELL per dayGuard Name
Tier (Rarity)
$CELL Per Day
Trump 2020
7
2286
Trump 2019
6
2581
Trump 2017
5
2857
Trump 2018
4
3200
Trump 2025
3
3478
Trump 2026
2
4000
Elon
1
4444
Prisoner classification
Dizzy D
Celebrity Abuse / Power Crime
Accused of sexual abuse, coercion/control, relationship violence; involved in organized sexual activities like “freak-off”, forced sexual acts, and sexual exploitation.
Nanjing Sister
Sex crime / Voyeurism / Exploitation
Accused of filming victims illegally, making threats, being involved in sex parties, same-sex acts, or leaking/producing obscene videos (some related to minors / pornographic content).
Charles Ponzi
Financial Fraud
Running a Ponzi scheme: using money from later investors to pay earlier ones, promising high profits to lure victims.
Nico Madero
Political Crime / Alleged Narco Network
Allegedly linked to a narco-terror network: cocaine trafficking, selling/transporting cocaine, controlling drug routes from the U.S., and involvement with armed forces/weapons.
Skibidi Chaos
Chaos Entity
Creating chaos, destruction, and stirring up disorder.
Florida Man
Home Invasion / Robbery / Double Murder
Breaking into a home to rob (home invasion robbery) and shooting two people dead (an elderly man and the victim’s girlfriend) while the victim was sleeping.
BitConnect Guy
Crypto Scam / Ponzi Marketing
The public face promoting BitConnect: exaggerating profits, pulling people into a HYIP/Ponzi model, causing massive losses for investors.
Doh Kwon
Crypto Fraud / Market Manipulation
Fraud/manipulation related to TerraUSD-LUNA, leading to a collapse and extremely severe financial damage.
Pablo El Cobra
Drug Lord / Narco-Terror
Cartel boss: large-scale cocaine trafficking, organized violence, bribery/threats, cartel-style terror.
Scam Bankman
Financial Crime / Crypto Fraud
Securities fraud (wire fraud), conspiracy to commit securities fraud, bank fraud, wire fraud conspiracy, foreign-born fraud conspiracy, and money laundering conspiracy.
Tinder Swindler
Romance Scam / Identity Fraud
Impersonation and emotional manipulation (romance scam), scamming victims’ assets; using victims’ finances and encouraging/cajoling them into sending money or lending money.
DB Cooper
Hijacking / Extortion
Kidnapping/abduction, demanding ransom over $200K, then fleeing; identity remains unknown.
JokerX
Fictional Terror / Mass Violence
Murder, terrorism, and inciting chaos/violence.
Barefoot Bandit
Burglary / Grand Theft
Burglary, stealing cars/boats/planes and then fleeing; causing major property loss and being pursued by many groups/gangs.
Burger Burglar
Fictional Theft
Food theft (hamburger).
Juice O
Violent crime / Robbery-Kidnapping
Convicted of armed robbery and kidnapping.
Indian Call Center Scammer
Phone Scam / Impersonation Fraud
Impersonating banks/IRS/tech support, social engineering, stealing money, stealing OTP codes; identity theft via phone.
Kompong Scam
Organized Cybercrime / Forced Labor
Operating online scams (romance/crypto), often tied to forced labor/human trafficking.
Most Wanted Hacker
Hacking / Wire Fraud
Illegal system intrusion, planting malware/stealing data, unauthorized access devices, wire fraud; later shifting into cybersecurity/infosec.
Prisoner threat and $CELL per day
$CELL per dayRank
In-Game Name
Threat Level
$CELL Per Day
1
JokerX
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
4211
2
Pablo El Cobra
☠️☠️☠️☠️½
4000
3
Kompong Scam
☠️☠️☠️☠️½
3810
4
Nico Madero
☠️☠️☠️☠️
3636
5
Dizzy D
☠️☠️☠️☠️
3478
6
Indian Call Center Scammer
☠️☠️☠️½
3333
7
Doh Kwon
☠️☠️☠️½
3200
8
Scam Bankman
☠️☠️☠️½
3077
9
Charles Ponzi
☠️☠️☠️
2963
10
BitConnect Guy
☠️☠️☠️
2857
11
Most Wanted Hacker
☠️☠️½
2759
12
DB Cooper
☠️☠️½
2667
13
Juice O
☠️☠️
2581
14
Barefoot Bandit
☠️☠️
2500
15
Tinder Swindler
☠️☠️
2424
16
Nanjing Sister
☠️☠️
2353
17
Florida Man
☠️½
2286
18
Skibidi Chaos
☠️☠️
2222
19
Burger Burglar
🍔
2162
Key takeaway
Use this page for archived and reference-only lookup. Use the Warden Playbook for live operating guidance.
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